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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Drama ⭐ 6.3

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Released October 10, 2025

Release

October 10, 2025

Runtime

1h 53m

Rating

⭐ 6.3 / 10

Director

Mary Bronstein

Genres

Drama

Status

Released

Starring

Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn

"Everything is under control."

About If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Movie Details

Director	Mary Bronstein
Cast	Rose Byrne as Linda, Conan O'Brien as Therapist, A$AP Rocky as James, Danielle Macdonald as Caroline, Delaney Quinn as Child, Mary Bronstein as Dr. Spring, Ivy Wolk as Diana, Mark Stolzenberg as Parking Attendant, Manu Narayan as Landlord, Christian Slater as Father, Eva Kornet as Breathworker, Ella Beatty as Kate, Helen Hong as Eva, Daniel Zolghadri as Stephen, Josh Pais as Brad, Ronald Bronstein as Caroline's Husband (voice), Lark White as Vanessa, Laurence Blum as Police Officer, Amy Judd Lieberman as Melanie, Char Sidney as Nurse
Genre	Drama
Runtime	113 min
Rating	R
Studio	A24, Central Pictures, Fat City, Bronxburgh
Country	United States of America
Languages	English, Spanish
Budget	$1,500,000
Revenue	$1,694,909
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